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|''Lateral Thinker'' | |||
|Unable to follow a sustained argument or complex syllogism. Prone to random outbursts. | |||
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|''Keynote speaker'' | |||
|Twat. | |||
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|''Digital prophet'' | |''Digital prophet'' | ||
|[[Thought leader]]. | |[[Thought leader]]. | ||
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|Recently made redundant from an [[operations]] role. Unable to find contracting work. | |Recently made redundant from an [[operations]] role. Unable to find contracting work. | ||
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|''Futurist'' | |||
|Dullard and liar (unless actually a medium or clairvoyant in which case this is market standard puffery) | |||
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|''[[Intrapreneur]]'' | |''[[Intrapreneur]]'' | ||
|Shortly to be embarking on a new career as an executive coach but hasn't realised it yet. | |Shortly to be embarking on a new career as an executive coach but hasn't realised it yet. | ||