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 ===[[LinkedIn job descriptions]]===
 A guide to those self-penned [[LinkedIn]] profile descriptions. We all know what they say, and let’s face it: you know what they ''mean''.
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-|<big>'''Title''' </big>
+|'''''Title'''''
-|<big>'''What it means''' </big>
+|'''''What it means'''''
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-|''Web developer ''
+|colspan="2"|'''Section A: Bullshit artists'''
-|Invented the Internet.
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-|'''Bullshit artists'''
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 |''[[Thought leader]]''
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 |Reads a page of the dictionary before his tai chi and ice bath at dawn each day. Apparently hasn’t made it to “[[cognitive dissonance]]” yet.
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-|'''Lifers from personnel'''
+|colspan="2"|'''Section B: Lifers from personnel'''
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 |''Director of [[talent acquisition]]''
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 |In [[personnel]]. ''See also'' “[[Thought leader]]”. ''And'' “[[COO]]”, ''for that matter''.
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-|'''The unemployed, and soon-to-be-unemployed'''
+|colspan="2"|'''Section C: The unemployed, and soon-to-be-unemployed'''
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 |''[[Intrapreneur]]''
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 |Possessed of charming candour but no common sense at all. ''Never'' admit you are out of work.
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-|'''Miscellaneous'''
+|colspan="2"|'''Section D: Miscellaneous'''
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+|''Web developer ''
+|Invented the Internet.
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 |''[[Derivatives]] [[onboarding]] specialist''