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#'''War''': any war (hot or cold), battle (on, above or under the land or sea or occurring otherwise in any frame of reference, geometry or part of the [[space-time continuum]] [[howsoever described]], and regardless of howsoever far, far away), siege, invasion, entrenchment, withdrawal, strategic retreat, tactical retreat, surrender, outright capitulation, evacuation ([[whether or not]] assisted by civilians) or other flight from conflict; | #'''War''': any war (hot or cold), battle (on, above or under the land or sea or occurring otherwise in any frame of reference, geometry or part of the [[space-time continuum]] [[howsoever described]], and regardless of howsoever far, far away), siege, invasion, entrenchment, withdrawal, strategic retreat, tactical retreat, surrender, outright capitulation, evacuation ([[whether or not]] assisted by civilians) or other flight from conflict; | ||
#'''Civil unrest''': any uprising, riot, looting, organised disobedience or other civil commotion (not including ironic “flash-mob” performances of songs from ''The Sound of Music'' and equivalent productions, however tiresome or poorly organised); | #'''Civil unrest''': any uprising, riot, looting, organised disobedience or other civil commotion (not including ironic “flash-mob” performances of songs from ''The Sound of Music'' and equivalent productions, however tiresome or poorly organised); | ||
#'''Treason''': any sedition, treason, espionage or political agitation or action of the Queen’s enemies however honourable, well-meant or nefarious and whether or not reasonably capable of anticipation at the time of contract; #'''Fauna''': the unwanted ministrations of any animal, [[whether]] naturally domesticated (''[[mansuetae naturae]]'') or wild (''[[ferae naturae]]''), the infestation of any insect, bird, fish, microbe or algal organism; | #'''Treason''': any sedition, treason, espionage or political agitation or action of the Queen’s enemies however honourable, well-meant or nefarious and whether or not reasonably capable of anticipation at the time of contract; | ||
#'''Fauna''': the unwanted ministrations of any animal, [[whether]] naturally domesticated (''[[mansuetae naturae]]'') or wild (''[[ferae naturae]]''), the infestation of any insect, bird, fish, microbe or algal organism; | |||
#'''Personal injury by accident''': any injury, illness or childhood infection encountered during pretend military fitness training, on an assault course or in a plastic ball pool, Jungle Jim{{tm}}, Clown Town{{tm}} or other children’s play area however dismal, | #'''Personal injury by accident''': any injury, illness or childhood infection encountered during pretend military fitness training, on an assault course or in a plastic ball pool, Jungle Jim{{tm}}, Clown Town{{tm}} or other children’s play area however dismal, | ||
#'''Illness, physical or psychiatric''': any significant case of sneezing, hiccups, dissentry, flatulence or gout; any endemic epidemic, pandemic or pingdemic; any obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, attention deficit d, midlife crisis, [[paranoia]], pedantry, frustration, irritation, cynicism or general scepticism about the state of the modern world and be assured God does know that’s understandable the way things are presently going, any poor judgment with any member of any sex ([[whether or not]] opposite and [[Notwithstanding anything to the contrary|notwithstanding]] any past, present of future transition between) and | #'''Illness, physical or psychiatric''': any significant case of sneezing, hiccups, dissentry, flatulence or gout; any endemic epidemic, pandemic or pingdemic; any obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, attention deficit d, midlife crisis, [[paranoia]], pedantry, frustration, irritation, cynicism or general scepticism about the state of the modern world and be assured God does know that’s understandable the way things are presently going, any poor judgment with any member of any sex ([[whether or not]] opposite and [[Notwithstanding anything to the contrary|notwithstanding]] any past, present of future transition between) and | ||
#'''Miscellaneous''': any other circumstances beyond its reasonable control which it could not reasonably have avoided | #'''Miscellaneous''': any other circumstances beyond its reasonable control which it could not reasonably have avoided | ||
and which prevents its reasonable performance of its obligations hereunder. | and which prevents its reasonable performance of its obligations hereunder. | ||