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#'''War''': any war (hot or cold), battle (on, above or under the land or sea or occurring otherwise in any frame of reference, geometry or part of the [[space-time continuum]] [[howsoever described]], and regardless of howsoever far, far away), siege, invasion, entrenchment, withdrawal, strategic retreat, tactical retreat, surrender, outright capitulation, evacuation ([[whether or not]] assisted by civilians) or other flight from conflict; | #'''War''': any war (hot or cold), battle (on, above or under the land or sea or occurring otherwise in any frame of reference, geometry or part of the [[space-time continuum]] [[howsoever described]], and regardless of howsoever far, far away), siege, invasion, entrenchment, withdrawal, strategic retreat, tactical retreat, surrender, outright capitulation, evacuation ([[whether or not]] assisted by civilians) or other flight from conflict; | ||
#'''Civil unrest''': any uprising, riot, looting, organised disobedience or other civil commotion (not including ironic “flash-mob” performances of songs from ''The Sound of Music'' and equivalent productions, however tiresome or poorly organised); | #'''Civil unrest''': any uprising, riot, looting, organised disobedience or other civil commotion (not including ironic “flash-mob” performances of songs from ''The Sound of Music'' and equivalent productions, however tiresome or poorly organised); | ||
#'''Treason''': any sedition, treason, espionage | #'''Treason''': any sedition, treason, espionage, agitation or other hostile action by or on behalf of an enemy of such King, Queen, Prince, Princess, Consort or Regent (in each case crowned or otherwise); Caesar, Kaiser, Tsar, Czar, Sultan, Emir, Caliph, Khan, Emperor, President, Chairman, Chief, General Secretary, Lord Protector, Great Leader, Dear Leader, Akond, Khaleesi or other monarch, ruler, titular head of state or representative of a deity (or deities) on Earth as may from time to time enjoy, have, be in, claim or, by conduct, assert authority and, in each case, however honourable, well-meant, nefarious or deserving of such seditionary action such person may be and regardless of how reasonably foreseeable at the time of contract such seditionary action was; | ||
#'''End of days''': Any Armageddon, Ragnarok, Götterdammerung, Götzendammerung, apocalypse (now, then or later, whether or not involving zombies and including horsemen, chess-playing reapers, plagues, lambs laying down with lions (on or off Broadway) and such other signs, seals or symbols thereof as may have been foretold in scripture, apocrypha, other generally accepted religious texts (howsoever canonical), or in extended universe or fan fiction), abyss, cataclysm, quickening, rapture, revelation, world’s end, great day of judgment (which shall include summary judgment and such other similarly final or existentially crushing ''ex parte'' order as shall be made or deemed to be made by or on behalf of such deities as have or allege competent jurisdiction over the souls of the relevantly afflicted), [[end of days]], [[omega]], singularity, showdown between the forces of good and evil, gnab-gib, cosmic- or global-scale tragedy, catastrophe, devastation, threnody, vicissitude, misfortune or setback including such ultimate resting entropic state of the universe as may finally occur; | #'''End of days''': Any Armageddon, Ragnarok, Götterdammerung, Götzendammerung, apocalypse (now, then or later, whether or not involving zombies and including horsemen, chess-playing reapers, plagues, lambs laying down with lions (on or off Broadway) and such other signs, seals or symbols thereof as may have been foretold in scripture, apocrypha, other generally accepted religious texts (howsoever canonical), or in extended universe or fan fiction), abyss, cataclysm, quickening, rapture, revelation, world’s end, great day of judgment (which shall include summary judgment and such other similarly final or existentially crushing ''ex parte'' order as shall be made or deemed to be made by or on behalf of such deities as have or allege competent jurisdiction over the souls of the relevantly afflicted), [[end of days]], [[omega]], singularity, showdown between the forces of good and evil, gnab-gib, cosmic- or global-scale tragedy, catastrophe, devastation, threnody, vicissitude, misfortune or setback including such ultimate resting entropic state of the universe as may finally occur; | ||
#'''Fauna''': the unwanted ministrations of any animal, [[whether]] naturally domesticated (''[[mansuetae naturae]]'') or wild (''[[ferae naturae]]''), the infestation of any insect, bird, fish, microbe or algal organism; | #'''Fauna''': the unwanted ministrations of any animal, [[whether]] naturally domesticated (''[[mansuetae naturae]]'') or wild (''[[ferae naturae]]''), the infestation of any insect, bird, fish, microbe or algal organism; | ||