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Take a USD500m loan. Even 0.05% of the deal value — as mere 5 [[basis point]]<nowiki/>s — is USD250,000. Is it any wonder the service economy is in such rude health? Who ''wouldn’t'' pay that to make sure nothing went wrong on half a yard of debt finance?  
Take a USD500m loan. Even 0.05% of the deal value — as mere 5 [[basis point]]<nowiki/>s — is USD250,000. Is it any wonder the service economy is in such rude health? Who ''wouldn’t'' pay that to make sure nothing went wrong on half a yard of debt finance?  


But even at USD500 an hour, that is ''five full working weeks'' of a [[legal eagle]]’s time:<ref>At 40 hours per week. Yes, we know that nowadays a transatlantic lawyer can expect to recover more billable hours per week than there actually are in the week, but we are assuming traditional laws of spacetime apply.</ref> it really wouldn’t do if all that was required was to top-and-tail the term-sheet with [[boilerplate]] and bang out an enforceability [[Legal opinion|opinion]]. Nor would there be much prospect of stopping clients going to some other guy down the road who will do the job in a day and send a bill for a £500. So —  
But even at USD500 an hour, that is ''five full working weeks'' of a [[legal eagle]]’s time:<ref>At 40 hours per week. Yes, we know that nowadays a transatlantic lawyer can expect to recover more billable hours per week than there actually are in the week, but we are assuming traditional laws of spacetime apply.</ref> it really wouldn’t do if all that was required was to top-and-tail the term-sheet with [[boilerplate]] and bang out an enforceability [[Legal opinion|opinion]]. Nor would there be much prospect of stopping clients going to some other guy down the road who will do the job in a day and send a bill for a £500. So — well, have a butcher’s at this [https://www.ise.ie/debt_documents/ListingParticulars_cd8daa3f-24e8-419a-819a-cf3e23a03271.PDF this 370-page beauty] and allow me to rest my case on it, since it plainly wouldn’t fit ''in'' it.


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