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Similarly, ''v'' is actual, real-world value, and not “notional fright-value imbued by the neurotic expostulations of paranoid lawyers”. ''v<sub>f</sub>'', we think, is a cosmological constant.
Similarly, ''v'' is actual, real-world value, and not “notional fright-value imbued by the neurotic expostulations of paranoid lawyers”. ''v<sub>f</sub>'', we think, is a cosmological constant.


Thus, a [[Medium term note|secured medium term note]] — typically in the tens of hundreds of millions of dollars — has high intrinsic value even though the basic premise of a transaction — “I lend you money, you give me a note, I can sell it, you repay whoever holds it at maturity, with interest, depending on certain externalities” — is pretty simple.  
Thus, a [[Medium term note|secured medium term note]] — typically in the tens or hundreds of millions of dollars inprincipal amount — has high intrinsic value even though the basic premise of a transaction — “I lend you money, you give me a an [[IOU]], I can sell it, you repay whoever holds it at maturity, with interest, depending on certain externalities” — is pretty simple.  


Thus, you can expect the documentation for a syndicated loan to span several hundred pages of wretched text, and so it does, notwithstanding that one can, and parties typically do, trade on a one-page [[Cocktail napkin|term-sheet]].  
Thus, you can expect the documentation for a bond deal to span several hundred pages of wretched text, and so it does, notwithstanding that one can, and parties typically do, trade on a one-page [[Cocktail napkin|term-sheet]].  


[[Netting opinion|Netting opinions]] are the same: there has not been an insolvency practitioner on the planet in the last forty years who has for an instant considered challenging the “[[Single Agreement - ISDA Provision|single agreement]]” concept, which is not difficult to articulate — all our swaps net down to a single exposure, right? Yet, so ghastly are the dread phantoms that might alight should anyone ask that plainly stupid question — and so comfortable are the incomes of those brave thousands engaged in the annual harvest of prophylactic opinions giving a sensible answer— that the industry tolerates a multi-million dollar annual expenditure without a reflective thought.
[[Netting opinion|Netting opinions]] are the same: there has not been an insolvency practitioner on the planet in the last forty years who has for an instant considered challenging the “[[Single Agreement - ISDA Provision|single agreement]]” concept, which is not difficult to articulate — all our swaps net down to a single exposure, right? Yet, so ghastly are the dread phantoms that might alight should anyone ask that plainly stupid question — and so comfortable are the incomes of those brave thousands engaged in the annual harvest of prophylactic opinions giving a sensible answer— that the industry tolerates a multi-million dollar annual expenditure without a reflective thought.