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{{a|people|}}Little basil fotherington-tomas before he is ''turned''.
{{a|people|}}Little basil fotherington-tomas before he is ''turned''.


Every now and then an anguished howl will yammer across [[LinkedIn]] signalscape, as
Every now and then an anguished howl will yammer across [[LinkedIn]] signalscape as
some well-meaning [[thought leader]] or other —  or sometimes an anonymous self -organising autonomous collective of juniors — lights touchpaper to the topic of the grisly working conditions for young commercial lawyers and a predictable dumpster fire woofs, explodes and quickly burns out when people connect their senses, or get distracted by the next bauble, or whatever motivates the herd these days on the [[Onworld]]
some well-meaning [[thought leader]] or other —  sometimes, an anonymous self -organising autonomous collective — lights a touchpaper to the apparently grisly working conditions for young commercial lawyers.
It sets off a predictable dumpster fire, which woofs, explodes and quickly burns out as people move on, forget, come to their senses, or are distracted by the next bauble, or whatever motivates the [[Onworld]] herd these days. But until then it plays out like so:


“It cannot be right,” they wail, “in our enlightened times, to torture out younglings so. Fourteen hours a day! Sometimes more! They are not up to it.  It will crush them. We must be humane.”  
“It cannot be right,” they wail, “in our enlightened times, to torture out younglings so. Fourteen hours a day! Sometimes more! They are not up to it.  It will crush them. We must be humane.”