Twenty-three nineteen: Difference between revisions

While until now, per the above, [[twenty-three nineteen]] was only really used when a [[salesperson]] returned from a [[client]] meeting with a letter or brochure that seemed in need of reading, in early 2020 it began being used more directly by front of house security people whenever those of an Italian disposition — construed liberally so as to include Deliveroo cyclists with Pizzas and anyone travelling by Fiat — arrived unexpectedly in reception. At the first sounding of the alarm, [[Business continuity management|business continuity]] SWAT teams would descend on the hapless fellow, shave him, hose him down with disinfectant, manhandle him out the door with a paper bag on his head and spray the area he transgressed with cod liver oil and sawdust.