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-{{a|myth|[[File:First Men.jpg|450px|thumb|center|[[Oleg Paripasu|Paripasu]] (the dishy dark haired one at the back on the right) with fellow [[First Men|First Man]], “Ginger” [[Reg Margin]].]]
+{{a|myth|[[File:First Men.jpg|450px|thumb|center|[[Oleg Paripasu|Paripasu]] (the dishy dark haired-one behind and to the right) with fellow [[First Men|First Man]], “Ginger” [[Reg Margin]].]]
-}}Oleg Paripasu was a pioneering trade and exchange merchant, of royal Romanian blood, who was captured as a child by a marauding hoard of Norse invaders and brought up in the Arctic wastes, where he grew to be a great warrior himself. Rumoured — never proven — to be, or at least be linked with, [[Nosferatu]], the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]].  He, with his ginger Norse kinsman [[Reg Margin]] was one of the two [[First Men]] who rediscovered for modern financial services the long-lost Secret of the Swap — for an age believed sacred fruity knowledge lost to the trading peoples forever — in the remains left behind by the [[Children of the Forest]].
+}}Oleg Paripasu, it is said, was a royal Romanian prince — born into the Wallachian line, in Bistrița in the high Carpathians.<ref>Rumoured — never proven — to be, or at least be descended from, legendary Romanian vampire squid [[Nosferatu]], the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]].
+When he was five years old, Oleg was abducted as he played in neighbouring woodlands by a marauding hoard of Norsemen. They took him away to a life of what was expected to be servitude in the Arctic wastes, but young Oleg was a spirited boy, not destined for slavery. He and the other wildling children would fence with wooden [[promissory note]]s under the tutelage of the Berber servant-warrior [[Uctis the Magnificent]]. Before long Oleg’s hand-to-hand discounting and factoring techniques were unmatched in the village and has he grew into a handsome young man, he displayed rare skill in all facets of riskless rent-extraction. In time as he grew to be a great warrior himself.
+It was Oleg, with his ginger Norse kinsman [[Reg Margin]] discovered, in the ruins of an abandoned, ransacked settlement of the [[Children of the Forest]], the long-lost ''Dierne of Swæp'' — a mythical, sacred fruity knowledge believed for generations to be lost to the trading peoples of the world forever. Before long this knowledge was unleashed on the world like pandora’s box, and were were in a cold war, every party aremed to the teeth with [[financial weapons of mass destruction]].
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 *[[First Men]]
 *[[Children of the Forest]]
 *[[Dark Lord of the Swaps]]