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 {{a|heroes|{{image|First Men|jpg|[[Oleg Paripasu|Paripasu]] (the dishy dark haired-one behind and to the right) with fellow [[First Men|First Man]], “Ginger” [[Reg Margin]].}}
-}}Oleg Paripasu, it is said, was a royal Romanian prince — born into the Wallachian line, in Bistrița in the high Carpathians.<ref>Rumoured — never proven — to be, or at least be descended from, legendary Romanian vampire squid [[Nosferatu]], the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]].</ref>
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+Vlad Paripasu, it is said, was the illegitimate progeny of Mansit Mutandis, Prince of Carpathia — born in Bistrița in the high Carpathians.<ref>Rumoured — never proven — to be, or at least be descended from, legendary Romanian vampire squid [[Nosferatu]], the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]].</ref>
-When he was five years old, Oleg was abducted as he played in neighbouring woodlands by a marauding hoard of Norsemen. They took him away to a life of what was expected to be servitude in the Arctic wastes, but young Oleg was a spirited boy, not destined for slavery. He and the other wildling children would fence with wooden [[promissory note]]s under the tutelage of the Berber servant-warrior [[Uctis the Magnificent]]. Before long Oleg’s hand-to-hand discounting and factoring techniques were unmatched in the village and has he grew into a handsome young man, he displayed rare skill in all facets of riskless [[rent-extraction]]. In time as he grew to be a great warrior himself.
+He and the other wildling children would fence with wooden [[promissory note]]s under the tutelage of the Berber servant-warrior [[Uctis the Magnificent]]. Before long Vlad’s hand-to-hand discounting and factoring techniques were unmatched in the village and has he grew into a handsome young man, he displayed rare skill in all facets of riskless [[rent-extraction]].
-It was Oleg, with his ginger Norse kinsman [[Reg Margin]] discovered, in the ruins of an abandoned, ransacked settlement of the [[Children of the Forest]], the long-lost ''Dierne of Swæp'' — a mythical, sacred fruity knowledge believed for generations to be lost to the trading peoples of the world forever. Before long this knowledge was unleashed on the world like pandora’s box, and were were in a cold war, every party aremed to the teeth with [[financial weapons of mass destruction]].
+When he was eighteen years old, after deceiving his father into giving up his crown, Vlad was banished from Carpathia. He fled to the Northern wastes in search of the lost city of [[Salomoné]], myths of which he had heard from his mentor [[Uctis]].
+There he met, and forged a bond with, ginger Norse kinsman [[Reg Margin]]. the two of them discovered, in the ruins of an abandoned, ransacked settlement of the [[Children of the Forest]], the long-lost ''Dierne of Swæp'' — a mythical, sacred fruity knowledge believed for generations to be lost to the trading peoples of the world forever. Before long this knowledge was unleashed on the world like pandora’s box, and were were in a cold war, every party armed to the teeth with [[financial weapons of mass destruction]].
 It is said, but never proven, that he lives on, [[Nosferatu|undead]], a phantom of our unexpressed and recurring fears.