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-Vlad Paripasu, it is said, was the illegitimate progeny of King Mutatis of Carpathia — born in Bistrița in the high Carpathians.<ref>Rumoured — never proven — to be, or at least be descended from, legendary Romanian vampire squid [[Nosferatu]], the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]].</ref>
+Vlad Paripasu, it is said, was the illegitimate progeny of King Mutatis of Carpathia — born in Bistrița in the high Carpathians.
-He and the other wildling children would fence with wooden [[promissory note]]s under the tutelage of the Berber servant-warrior [[Uctis the Magnificent]]. Before long Vlad’s hand-to-hand discounting and factoring techniques were unmatched in the village and has he grew into a handsome young man, he displayed rare skill in all facets of riskless [[rent-extraction]].
 When he was eighteen years old, after deceiving his father into giving up his crown, Vlad was banished from Carpathia. He fled to the Northern wastes in search of the lost city of [[Salomoné]], myths of which he had heard from his mentor [[Uctis]].