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Sometimes their chicks find these nests so comforting that many spend their entire lives feasting on the rich biodiversity they find there.
Sometimes their chicks find these nests so comforting that many spend their entire lives feasting on the rich biodiversity they find there.


But there are weeds — honestly, no-one cares less whether the [[indemnity]] in a custody agreement carves out [[gross negligence]] or not, and the sooner one realises this the happier one’s life will be — and there are weeds. On one view, any descent into legal analysis of any kind, however fundamental, is a descent into the “weeds”. One sees this attitude most commonly articulated amongst [[inhouse lawyers]].
But there are weeds — honestly, no-one cares less whether the [[indemnity]] in a custody agreement carves out [[gross negligence]] or not, and the sooner one realises this the happier one’s life will be — and there are “weeds”.  
 
On one view, a lawyer’s descent into ''any'' kind of legal analysis, however fundamental, is a descent into the “weeds”. One sees this attitude most commonly articulated amongst [[inhouse lawyers]].


===Inhouse lawyers and the fear of the weeds===
===Inhouse lawyers and the fear of the weeds===
The legal department in a commercial organisation, being a cost centre, is a place of entropic stasis. People go there to die. Thus, a popular means of career progression for inhouse lawyers — some would say the only means — is to convert them into ''managers''. The legal details — weeds — are the mark of the unpromotable laggard. The JC is one of those. He was once told,  
The [[legal department]] in any commercial organisation is a place of entropic stasis. People go there to die. They eventually get crushed under the weight of of tedium, they way wasps succumb to honey. A popular means of career progression for inhouse lawyers — some would say the only means — is to avoid this fate by convert themselves into ''managers''. To insist on dwelling among the arcane legal details — the weeds — is the mark of the unpromotable laggard. The [[JC]] is one of those. He was once told,  


“JC, if you want to progress in this firm, you must ''get out of the weeds''. You know, and ''manage''.”
“JC, if you want to progress in this firm, you must ''get out of the weeds''. You know, and ''manage''.”