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{{pe}}It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this | {{pe}}It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this [[acknowledgement]]? | ||
It hardly needs saying, but the dusty volumes of the {{jclr}} are replete with such windy circularities. | |||
{{court scene|IV|i|inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch|arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. {{cocklecarrot}} glowers}} | {{court scene|IV|i|inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch|arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. {{cocklecarrot}} glowers}} | ||
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:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Didn’t you? | :'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Didn’t you? | ||
:'''{{Mrspinterman}}'''. No, sir. I didn’t read it! | :'''{{Mrspinterman}}'''. No, sir. I didn’t read it! | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''': I say! Really, Sir Jerr — | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''' (''beaming''): BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “[[You have read and understood these terms|YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS]]”! | ||
:'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Well it might do, but how should I know? I didn’t read that either. | :'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Well it might do, but how should I know? I didn’t read that either. | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''' (''making a face like a landed guppy''): I ... I... I | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''': Sir Jerrold, would you like to moment to see whether the — | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''': — ground will swallow me up? I would be most obliged, M’Lud. | ||
''Curtain.'' | ''Curtain.'' |