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{{pe}}It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this one?
{{pe}}It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this [[acknowledgement]]?
 
It hardly needs saying, but the dusty volumes of the {{jclr}} are replete with such windy circularities.


{{court scene|IV|i|inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch|arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. {{cocklecarrot}} glowers}}
{{court scene|IV|i|inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch|arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. {{cocklecarrot}} glowers}}
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:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Didn’t you?  
:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Didn’t you?  
:'''{{Mrspinterman}}'''. No, sir. I didn’t read it!
:'''{{Mrspinterman}}'''. No, sir. I didn’t read it!
:'''{{Cocklecarrot}}''': I say! Really, Sir Jerr —
:'''{{cmr}}''': I say! Really, Sir Jerr —
:'''{{jerrold}}''' (''beaming''): BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “[[You have read and understood these terms|YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS]]”!
:'''{{jbm}}''' (''beaming''): BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “[[You have read and understood these terms|YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS]]”!
:'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Well it might do, but how should I know? I didn’t read that either.
:'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Well it might do, but how should I know? I didn’t read that either.
:'''{{jerrold}}''' (''making a face like a landed guppy''): I ... I... I
:'''{{jbm}}''' (''making a face like a landed guppy''): I ... I... I
:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Sir Jerrold, would you like to moment to see whether the —
:'''{{cmr}}''': Sir Jerrold, would you like to moment to see whether the —
:'''{{jerrold}}''': — ground will swallow me up? I would be most obliged, M’Lud.
:'''{{jbm}}''': — ground will swallow me up? I would be most obliged, M’Lud.


''Curtain.''
''Curtain.''