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Let all your klaxons blare. | Let all your klaxons blare. | ||
It is a preposterous lie, of course, and must be quickly picked apart. In doing so you will win no thanks from your [[salesperson]], who will volubly hate you for your trouble: yet, one of the great pleasures of advocacy is frustrating the carnal designs of the ungrateful for their own good. For if you had a better reason for insisting on a commercial term | It is a preposterous lie, of course, and must be quickly picked apart. In doing so you will win no thanks from your [[salesperson]], who will volubly hate you for your trouble: yet, one of the great pleasures of advocacy is frustrating the carnal designs of the ungrateful for their own good. For if you had a better reason for insisting on a commercial term — and any reason would be better than that — why would you not mention it? | ||
You can rely on the [[in-house lawyer]]’s stock answer – “last I heard, we hadn’t outsourced our internal control function to our competitors” – and that should be the end of it. Or you could call your client’s bluff. Ask which of your peers has agreed such suicidal terms. Ask for copies of the [[contract]]s in which they did so. | You can rely on the [[in-house lawyer]]’s stock answer – “last I heard, we hadn’t outsourced our internal [[control function]] to our competitors” – and that should be the end of it.<ref>Well, you would like to think so. But at least one genius [[general counsel]] has toyed with this exact idea: outsourcing his own control function and marketing it to competitors. You think I’m joking, don’t you.</ref> Or you could call your client’s bluff. Ask which of your peers has agreed such suicidal terms. Ask for copies of the [[contract]]s in which they did so. | ||
This will outrage your [[client]] (and, on his behalf, your [[salesperson]]) but he really has only himself to blame: he brought it up. He can hardly appeal to the confidentiality of contracts which, in his previous breath, he was happy to tell you all about. | This will outrage your [[client]] (and, on his behalf, your [[salesperson]]) but he really has only himself to blame: he brought it up. He can hardly appeal to the confidentiality of contracts which, in his previous breath, he was happy to tell you all about. | ||
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