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(Also “[[KNPI]]”) To be clear: not key performance indicator, but key ''non''-performance indicator. | |||
A virtuous inversion of that measure of articulated fatuity, the [[key performance indicator]]. The “[[KNPI]]” measures the number of [[formal]], pointless, bureaucratic procedures in your firm that serve only to nourish the rotten fiefdoms and layers of administrative sediment that undermine its aspiration of meeting the aspiration of its (equally fatuous) mission statement. | |||
There is one '''key-performance indicator''' that no firm in the western, eastern or for that matter southern hemisphere monitors: key ''non''-performance indicators. | There is one '''key-performance indicator''' that no firm in the western, eastern or for that matter southern hemisphere monitors: key ''non''-performance indicators. |