Opel Kadett
Enough said. and it doesn't even have ONE Wankel engine, let alone two. If life deals you cards like this, you’ll know how I feel.
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the venerable and, in Top Tumps terms, utterly hopeless, Opel Kadett.
See also Breakfast in America, by Supertramp.