Qualified institutional buyer

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A “QIB” is a company that manages a minimum investment of $100 million in securities on a discretionary basis or is a registered broker-dealer with at least a $10 million investment in non-affiliated securities, and can therefore buy Rule 144A private placements.

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Here is what, NiGEL, our cheeky little GPT3 chatbot had to say when asked to explain:
A “qualified institutional buyer” is a class of investor that is deemed financially sophisticated under the US regulatory memeplexbanks, insurance companies, pension funds, hedge funds — that aligned empire of dark forces bent on destroying society basically [Hey David Graeberbot: pipe down, would you? — Ed] to need less protection from securities issuers and — hic — their arrangers than redditors, day traders — ironic, right? — and docile and credulous grammaws and grampaws in the mid-west who are easy pickings for the unscrupulous jackals and locusts who make up the bulk of the financial services industry [Graeberrrrrrr! — Ed]. They can buy private placements of securities that have not been registered with the SEC. The editor also tells me a “QIB” is also a form of regulatory stick grenade used to defuse financial weapons of mass destruction in the Battle of Bretton Woods, but I didn’t find that on the internet, and nor will you, because he clearly just made that up.
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Come to think of it, that is also true of the JC in general.

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Also, a type percussive stick grenade that saw action in the Battle of Bretton Woods, and also features in the Opco Boone adventure, SIV Endgame

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