Celery

See flannel. A good metaphor for bad legal writing: it does no harm, but no good either<ref>which is a paradox itself, for words that do no harm but do no good get in the way, which is in itself harmful.<\ref>. If you go to the store, celery is on your list, and they have none, it is not something you feel the need to die in a ditch about.

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