Two Wankel engines
The okay so how am I meant to deal with this? situation. Named after the (gigglingly funny) rotary Subaru in Top Trumps.
Dealer: (Slapping down card triumphantly) Power: FUEL INJECTED V12 SUCKER! BEAT THAT! Second player: (Mysteriously) AHA!! ONE WANKEL ENGINE!
So now what are you supposed to do?
See also: Eight jet engines