Equitable indemnity

Not a thing.

Except in California.

Which reminds me:

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Californians screw in spa-pools.

Here all week, folks!

This gag comes to you direct from our “here all week, folks!” store of corking one-liners.

Since it isn’t a thing, its non-existence can be definitively established by deft use of a suitable disclaimer.