Equitable indemnity

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Not a thing. Except in California[1].

Which reminds me:

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Californians screw in spa-pools.

This gag comes to you direct from our “here all week, folks!” store of corking one-liners.

Anyway, since it isn’t a thing, its non-existence can be definitively established by deft use of a suitable disclaimer.