The Enron Ron Ron

We met while Arthur Andersen’s pockets were filling
Da Enron ron ron
Da Enron ron
Somebody told me that his name was Skilling
Da Enron ron ron
Da Enron ron
Yeah, my heart beat Fast (ow!!)
Yeah, his accounting treatment couldn't last (ow!!)
And when he walked me home
He set my balance sheet free
With FIN 46R and an SPV
Da Enron ron ron
Da Enron ron
Cashflows marked-to-market each and every day
Raptors on your balance sheet! Look out, Kenneth Lay!
Da Enron ron ron
Da Enron ron

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