Enron Ron

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The Enron Ron

We met while Arthur Andersen’s pockets were filling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Someone told me that his name was Skilling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!)
His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!)
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free
With FIN 46 and an SPV
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Cashflows marked-to-market each and every day
Raptors on your balance sheet! Look out, Kenneth Lay!
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron

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