First law of worker entropy
The Jolly Contrarian’s first law of worker entropy, also known as the meeting paradox states that:
- the probability of a meeting starting on time can never be 100%;
- as the number of scheduled participants increases, tends to zero.
- the more participants there are the more retarded the starting time (and content) of the meeting will be
As a consequence of these axioms there is an upper bound on the total number of people possible in a viable meeting of a given duration.
This is because the distribution of arrival times to the meeting is asymmetrically distributed at or past the scheduled start time. No one[1] arrives early, some people arrive late), and experienced meeting participants know of this asymmetric distribution and therefore time their own arrival to the expected functional starting time of they meeting, which in turn further retards that average start time.
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- ↑ Outside the German speaking countries: Peculiar cultural factors (particularly späteankunftschande and früheankunftfreude are at work here which can skew the calculation, but do not displace the general thrust of the theory.