Rick Astley

If Rick Astley were a tax lawyer:

• The Firm would be a far better novel than it is, as it would have been set in Warrington.
• The Firm would be a far better film, for that matter, since Rick Astley is a lot less annoying that Tom Cruise.
• This would have been a number 1 hit for Stock Aitken Waterman.

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