Never gonna gross you up

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We’re no strangers to tax
You know withholding rules and so do I
Payee representations I am making
You wouldn’t get them from another guy

I just wanna say I’m imputating
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna gross you up
Never gonna write you down
Never gonna reach around and deduct you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonn’ indemnify
What they can’t recharacterise can’t hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
I sealed your deed but you’re too reserved to stamp it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We goin’ away, yes we’re gonna glamp it

And if you ask me, I’m deferring
Future cashflows into the next reporting period
Never gonna gross you up
Never gonna write you down
Never gonna reach around and deduct you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonn’ indemnify
What they recharacterise will hurt you