Why your job is safe

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Your job is safe as long as:

• Google thinks this is a sensible probability for a cricket match:
• Microsoft’s auto-correct for bhusiness suggests “bushiness” but not “business”
• Android voice recognition interprets “Richard Strauss” as “Richard’s trouser”

See also

• Artificial intelligence