Herbalife is the short-seller’s worst nightmare, the defier of all common sense and logic; the proof that the market can stay rational longer than you can stay solv... COME IN BILL ACKMAN COME IN YOUR TIME IS NIGH

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Herbalife is the short-seller’s worst nightmare, the defier of all common sense and logic; the proof that the market can stay rational longer than you can stay solvent.

Just ask Bill Ackman. He’s crying himself to sleep, even as it craters into the ground.