Goals

Why performance goals — especially ones that are

The Human Resources military-industrial complex

Goal accomplished, yesterday.

The instrument (the “telescreen”, it was called) could be dimmed, but there was no way of shutting it off completely. Index: Click ᐅ to expand: HR

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Specific
Measurable
Actionable
Realistic and
Time-bound

Aren’t so smart..

They are HR’s idea

This ought to be enough of a reason: any piece of management orthodoxy that makes it easier for the high-modernists of [personnel]] to measure, read and box you — will be little use to you, your line manager, or the business you serve.

The world is a far messier, less convenient place than is dream’t of in any HCM philosophy. “SMART” only works on one axis: whether by some arbitrary point in time, you did an arbitrary thing or not.

A box can be ticked. Personnel happy, but — really, is that all your contribution amounts to?

General rule: don’t tick boxes.

They are a proxy for something else

Goals are inevitably a proxy or a second-order derivative of an idealised state: “getting down to 70kg” rather than “becoming healthy, funny and physically appealing” — which is most likely what you really want. And, as with all Greek tragedies one can attain the proxy without achieving the end state it is intended to achieve — you starve yourself, you may attain 70 kg but have bad breath, a waxen complexion and liver disease.

Working hypothesis: the ironies implicit in mythological fortune telling arise because the “fortunes” that flawed heroes seek are goals and not systems. So, Macbeth indeed becomes King — SMART goal achieved! — but it isn’t the experience he had in mind. Might Macbeth have found self-fulfilment without being king? A happy grandfather, respected by the royal court? Alive?

Goals are set in the past. Work lives in the future

Who hasn’t had a goal that has been overtaken by events? Has anyone had one that wasn’t?

Goals commit you to an outcome which makes sense now, but should circumstances change, might seem less sensible later. But the one thing we know with certainty is that the future is not certain. Circumstances do change. You can’t predict how. Pre-ordained goals are a feature of a finite, complicated world, not the infinite, complex one we actually live in.

Who knew, when they set their goals for 2020, that the world would be gripped by two-year pandemic? That Russia would have isolated itself and its colossal supply of energy from the world economy? That Europe would return to a war footing? That the spectre of inflation would be back to haunt the Western world? That crypto would turn out to be a scam (okay, okay, everyone knew that). As we look forward, how long will current assumptions about the state of the world hold?

They are designed so The Man can read you

Why should goals be “SMART”? It is not for your benefit, but so that the Machines of Loving Grace that watch over us can understand. Your contribution to the betterment of the organisation is ineffable, indescribable and unpredictable. Now, readers: usually, I say things like this with an air of irony: not here. It is true your contribution may not amount to anything much — many of us (probably most) are more trouble than we are worth — but the things that we do which do make a difference are, in the abstract, profoundly hard to judge, especially from the perspective of human resources.

So SMART goals — especially the specific, measurable and actionable part — is not about making life easy for you but making evaluation easy for The Man. Your performance must be, in James C. Scott’s clever phrase, “legible”. Literally, machine-readable. What The Man cannot see yields you no credit: this is like a dark inversion of Terry’s maxim: what the eye don’t see, the chef gets away with.

All that ad hoc mentoring you did; that moment of insight, in the heat of the deal, that took ten percent out of the operating costs of the project; those times you patiently covered for an AWOL colleague to make sure the project happened; your immaculate drafting that rendered that complex issue plain for the business — was any of that a SMART objective? Will it bear on your appraisal? If rendered in terms of SMART goals, no, because no-one can anticipate it, and no-one can see it.

But did you complete your netting opinion reviews on time and to budget? Why yes, counsellor, you did!

Why should your target be measurable, other than because the institution bearing down on you needs some way of assessing it in a binary way? But (again, following James Scott’s reasoning) these SMART goals then create perverse incentives, for employees know they are measured and rated only what can be read, so deprioritise “illegible” good behaviour, in favour of measurable box-ticking.

Or systems?

Scott Adams has written a bit on goals. Among his observations: on the day you set a goal, you are failing it. You continue to fail at it until the point you achieve it, at which point, it is finished: now what? It gives no guide to future action. It is better, thinks Adams, to create behavioural systems which are designed to yield positive effects: rather than a goal of "be selected for the national team," go for "spend an hour each day practicing a sport I enjoy". Here you can succeed from the get go, reap benefits that are tangential to that idealised state (fitness, experiences, meeting new people etc), and you can use what you learn to dynamically adjust your pattern of behaviour to meet changing circumstances. If it should turn out you don't like cricket that much, or grow more interested in pursuing sports psychology - you can adapt your system on the fly.

But what would HR do?