Criswell was the fabulous futurologist from Plan 9 From Outer Space, notable for pithy aphorisms such as this:

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Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: future events, such as these, will affect you in the future.

Criswell, Plan 9 From Outer Space

Also the theremin player for Dangerboy. Which is nice.

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