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BARRISTER: Why, even her very identity is in doubt. [[Mrs. Pinterman]], have you or have you not in the past gone under an alleyarse?
BARRISTER: Why, even her very identity is in doubt. [[Mrs. Pinterman]], have you or have you not in the past gone under an alleyarse? <br>
WITNESS: What?
WITNESS: What? <br>
BARRISTER: Have you used an alleyarse? M'Lud, the kestion is crucial.
BARRISTER: Have you used an alleyarse? M’Lud, the kestion is crucial. <br> <br>
JUDGE: But we don't understand the question, Mr Davis. What is an “alleyarse”?
JUDGE: But we don't understand the question, Mr Davis. What is an “alleyarse”? <br>
B2: An alleyarse? An alleyarse? I can scarcely believe my ears! It’s a common enough legal term.
B2: An alleyarse? An alleyarse? I can scarcely believe my ears! It’s a common enough legal term. <br>
JUDGE: I’ve never heard of it.
JUDGE: I’ve never heard of it. <br>
BARRISTER: I'll refer you to any number of standard reference works: Goldsmith, Armitage & Berlin: ''Teach Yourself Law'', Book 4; The Open University Criminology Course, Part 1; The ''Perry Mason Book for Boys'', 1962. An alleyarse is defined as the assumption of an alternative identity for nefaraious purposes.
BARRISTER: I'll refer you to any number of standard reference works: Goldsmith, Armitage & Berlin: ''Teach Yourself Law'', Book 4; The Open University Criminology Course, Part 1; The ''Perry Mason Book for Boys'', 1962. An alleyarse is defined as the assumption of an alternative identity for nefaraious purposes.}}
 




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