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-{{a|plainenglish|<youtube>https://youtu.be/uO569fBzUO8</youtube>}}sublime comic genius from the [[JC]]’s first comedy heroes, ''Not The Nine O’Clock News.{{quote|
+{{a|plainenglish|<youtube>https://youtu.be/uO569fBzUO8</youtube>}}Sublime comic genius from the [[JC]]’s first comedy heroes, ''Not The Nine O’Clock News.{{quote|
-BARRISTER: Why, even her very identity is in doubt. [[Mrs. Pinterman]], have you or have you not in the past gone under an alleyarse? <br>
+DEFENCE: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman?<br>
+WITNESS: About 10.30.<br>
+DEFENCE: Thank you Mrs Pinterman.
+PROSECUTION: Mrs Pinterman, I’d like to ask you a few ''qu’estion''<ref>Pronounced as if it were French.</ref> I believe you told us yesterday that after leaving the hospital on the night in ''qu’estion'', you went straight home.<br>
+WITNESS: Yes.<br>
+PROSECUTION: Did anyone see you entering your house?<br>
+WITNESS: No.<br>
+PROSECUTION: M’Lud, there is one thing very vital lacking from Mrs Pinterman’s account so far, and that is the aleebee. The aleebee is the crucial matter in this case. The aleebee is what we’re looking for; so where is the aleebee? <br>
+DEFENCE: ''What'' is the aleebee?<br>
+JUDGE: Yes, Mr. Davis: perhaps you’d like to explain to the court the precise meaning of this word?<br>
+PROSECUTION: The aleebee, M’Lud, is defined as being a plea that when an act took place, one was elsewhere.<br>
+DEFENCE: ''Oh''! Oh, an alibi.<br>
+JUDGE: Is that what you mean, Mr. Davis?<br>
+PROSECUTION: M’Lud, are we going to let phonetic discrepancies deter us from the facts? The facts are, no one saw Mrs Pinterman entering her house, and ultimately, she has no aleebee. <br>
+DEFENCE: She has no “''alibi''”.<br>
+PROSECUTION: Ah, even my learned counsel for the defence admits it. His clieyent is gwilty.
+DEFENCE: What are you talking about?
+PROSECUTION: Gwilt! Gwilt! Why, even her very identity is in doubt. [[Mrs. Pinterman]], have you or have you not in the past gone under an alleyarse? <br>
 WITNESS: What?  <br>
-BARRISTER: Have you used an alleyarse? M’Lud, the kestion is crucial.  <br>
+PROSECUTION: Have you used an alleyarse? M’Lud, the qu’estion is crucial.  <br>
-JUDGE: But we don't understand the question, Mr Davis. What is an “alleyarse”? <br>
+JUDGE: But we don’t understand the question, Mr Davis. What is an “alleyarse”? <br>
-B2: An alleyarse? An alleyarse? I can scarcely believe my ears! It’s a common enough legal term. <br>
+DEFENCE: An alleyarse? An alleyarse? I can scarcely believe my ears! It’s a common enough legal term. <br>
 JUDGE: I’ve never heard of it. <br>
-BARRISTER: I'll refer you to any number of standard reference works: Goldsmith, Armitage & Berlin: ''Teach Yourself Law'', Book 4; The Open University Criminology Course, Part 1; The ''Perry Mason Book for Boys'', 1962. An alleyarse is defined as the assumption of an alternative identity for nefaraious purposes.}}
+PROSECUTION: I’ll refer you to any number of standard reference works: Goldsmith, Armitage & Berlin: ''Teach Yourself Law'', Book 4; The Open University Criminology Course, Part 1; The ''Perry Mason Book for Boys'', 1962. An alleyarse is defined as the assumption of an alternative identity for nefaraious purposes.}}
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