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PROSECUTION: M’Lud, are we going to let phonetic discrepancies deter us from the facts? The facts are, no one saw Mrs Pinterman entering her house, and ultimately, she has no ''aleebee''. <br>
PROSECUTION: M’Lud, are we going to let phonetic discrepancies deter us from the facts? The facts are, no one saw Mrs Pinterman entering her house, and ultimately, she has no ''aleebee''. <br>
DEFENCE: She has no “''alibi''”.<br>
DEFENCE: She has no “''alibi''”.<br>
PROSECUTION: Ah, even my learned counsel for the defence admits it. His ''cleent'' is ''gwilty''.
PROSECUTION: Ah, even my learned counsel for the defence admits it. His ''cleent'' is ''gwilty''. <br>
DEFENCE: What are you talking about?
DEFENCE: What are you talking about? <br>
PROSECUTION: ''Gwilt''! ''Gwilt''! Why, even her very identity is in doubt. [[Mrs. Pinterman]], have you or have you not in the past gone under an ''alleyarse''? <br>
PROSECUTION: ''Gwilt''! ''Gwilt''! Why, even her very identity is in doubt. [[Mrs. Pinterman]], have you or have you not in the past gone under an ''alleyarse''? <br>
WITNESS: What?  <br>
WITNESS: What?  <br>