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===The standard issue drafting joke, [[chicken-licken]] edition=== | ===The standard issue drafting joke, [[chicken-licken]] edition=== | ||
“Did you know that, for a disguise, [[elephant]]s paint their toenails red, and hide in cherry trees<ref>For those who fear the cherry-picker and find this reference all-too | “Did you know that, for a disguise, [[elephant]]s paint their toenails red, and hide in cherry trees<ref>For those who fear the [[cherry-picker]] and find this reference all-too raw, one can substitute this with “paint the soles of their feet yellow and hide upside-down in custard”.</ref>?” <br> | ||
“Why, that’s preposterous!” <br> | “Why, that’s preposterous!” <br> | ||
“Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding in a cherry tree?”<br> | “Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding in a cherry tree?”<br> | ||