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| ===The standard issue drafting joke, [[chicken-licken]] edition=== | | ===The standard issue drafting joke, [[chicken-licken]] edition=== |
| | | {{elephants in custard}} |
| “Did you know that, for a disguise, [[elephant]]s paint their toenails red, and hide in cherry trees<ref>For those who fear the [[cherry-picker]] and find this reference all-too raw, one can substitute this with “paint the soles of their feet yellow and hide upside-down in custard”.</ref>?” <br>
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| “Why, that’s preposterous!” <br>
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| “Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding in a cherry tree?”<br>
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| “No, of course not!”<br>
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| “SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS.”<br>
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| ===On the other hand=== | | ===On the other hand=== |