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-Once upon a time an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being [[Mediocre lawyer|legally qualified]] and believing this to be evidence that the sky was falling, Chicken Licken rushes off to warn the King<ref>In this alternative universe, the King was predisposed to heed warnings from neurotic domestic animals.</ref>. On its journey, Chicken Licken meets other [[Mediocre lawyer|dumb animals]] whom Chicken Licken persuades to join it in the quest to warn the King. Soon they all run into a fox eats them all.
+{{a|glossary|{{image|Aviary 1403065550574(2)|jpg|[[Chicken Licken]], yesterday}}}}Once upon a time, an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being [[Mediocre lawyer|legally qualified]] and rightly concerned about the risk that this would be [[Recharacterisation|recharacterised]] as evidence that the sky was falling, Chicken Licken rushed off at once to warn the King<ref>In this alternative universe, the King was predisposed to heed warnings from neurotic [[domestic animals]].</ref>. On {{sex|her}} journey, Chicken Licken met other [[Mediocre lawyer|dumb animals]] whom she persuaded [[title transfer collateral arrangement]]s might be [[recharacterisation|recharacterised]] as [[secured loan]]s, [[credit derivative]]s as [[insurance contract]]s, and [[synthetic PB]] as [[cash equity]], and that a client’s [[insolvency administrator]] might [[cherry-pick]] their [[out-of-the-money]] [[derivative]] positions and before long the [[legal]] department numbered 400 and had an annual spend of £800m.
-They never make it to the King, who remains blissfully unaware of the impending collapse of the sky, which doesn’t happen.
+But they all ran into a fox who duped them all to rush into its lair, where it ate them all up.
+The nervy animals never made it to the [[King Cnut|King]], who remained blissfully unaware of the impending collapse of the sky. In the mean time, he was making a small fortune trading [[delta-one]] equity derivatives until one day [[King Cnut|the tide came disobediently in and drowned him]].<ref>Moral of the story: [[Brexit means Brexit]].</ref>
+===The standard issue drafting joke, [[chicken-licken]] edition===
+{{elephants in custard}}
+===On the other hand===
+[[Arthur Andersen]]. If you need any more explanation of this, you really haven’t being paying attention in the last 15 years.
 ===See also===
+*[[Recharacterisation]]
 *[[Mediocre lawyer]]s
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+*[[Enron]]
-===The standard issue drafting joke===
-“Did you know”, you say, “that, for a disguise, [[elephant]]s paint their toenails red, and hide in cherry trees?” <br>
-“Why, that’s preposterous!” your adversary will cry.<br>
-“Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding in a cherry tree?”<br>
-“No, of course not!”<br>
-“SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS.”<br>}}
+{{c3|Egg|Metaphor|Risk}}
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