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-===The Enron Ron Ron===
+{{songbook|}}
-We met at [[Arthur Andersen]], my heart stood Still(ing) <br>
+==The [[Enron Ron]]==
-Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
+We met while [[Arthur Andersen]]’s pockets were filling<br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
-Somebody told me that his name was [[Jeff Skilling|Skill(ing)]] <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
+Someone told me that his name was Skilling <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
-Yeah, my heart beat [[Andrew Fastow|Fast(ow)]] <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-Yeah, his accounting treatment couldn't last (ow!!) <br>
+Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!) <br>
-And when he walked me home <br>
+His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!) <br>
-He set my balance sheet free <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
-With FIN 46R and an [[SPV]] <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
+And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
+With [[FIN 46]] and an [[SPV]] <br>
-Cashflows marked-to-market each and every day <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
-There are [[Raptors]] on your balance sheet, [[Kenneth Lay]]!<br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
+Cashflows [[mark-to-market|marked-to-market]] each and every day<br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
+[[Raptors]] on your balance sheet! Look out, [[Kenneth Lay]]!<br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-(repeat ad lib)
+''(repeat ad lib)''
+{{jc songbook}}
 {{draft}}
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