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The Enron Ron

We met while Arthur Andersen’s pockets were filling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Someone told me that his name was Skilling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!)
His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!)
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free
With FIN 46 and an SPV
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Cashflows marked-to-market each and every day
Raptors on your balance sheet! Look out, Kenneth Lay!
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron

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-We met at Arthur Andersen, my heart stood Still(ing)
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-Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
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-Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
+We met while [[Arthur Andersen]]’s pockets were filling<br>
-Somebody told me that his name was Skilling <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
+Someone told me that his name was Skilling <br>
-Yeah, my heart beat Fast(ow) <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
-Yeah, his accounting treatment couldn't last (ow!!) <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-And when he walked me home <br>
+Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!) <br>
-He set my balance sheet free <br>
+His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!) <br>
-With FIN 46R and an [[SPV]] <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
+And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free <br>
-Yeah, he looked so fine <br>
+With [[FIN 46]] and an [[SPV]] <br>
-Yeah, I'll make him mine <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
-And when he walked me home <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
+Cashflows [[mark-to-market|marked-to-market]] each and every day<br>
-Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
+[[Raptors]] on your balance sheet! Look out, [[Kenneth Lay]]!<br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
+''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
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+''(repeat ad lib)''
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