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{{a|negotiation|[[File:Flannellumberjack.jpg|thumb|left|A [[flanneljack]] off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with [[flannel]]]] | |||
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{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating. | {{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating. | ||
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Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | ||
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