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{{a|negotiation|[[File:Flannellumberjack.jpg|thumb|center|A [[flanneljack]] off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with [[flannel]]]] | {{a|negotiation|[[File:Flannellumberjack.jpg|thumb|center|A [[flanneljack]] off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with [[flannel]]]] | ||
}} | }}{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating. | ||
{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating. | |||
Who, why, which or what — <br> | Who, why, which or what — <br> | ||
Is flannelette for? <br /> | |||
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or | Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or tissue?<br> | ||
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br> | Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br> | ||
Or bag? <br> | Or bag? <br> | ||
Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | ||
{{profoundontologicaluncertainty}} | {{profoundontologicaluncertainty}} | ||
===[[Nominalisation]]=== | ===[[Nominalisation]]=== | ||
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*[[upon the occurrence of]] | *[[upon the occurrence of]] | ||
*[[unless otherwise agreed]] | *[[unless otherwise agreed]] | ||