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{{a|hr|{{image|employee spread|png|The general spread of your staff, on a cost versus value graph}}
{{a|hr|{{image|employee spread|png|The general spread of your staff, on a cost versus value graph}}
{{image|replacement cost of lateral quitter|png|The true replacement cost of a lateral quitter}}}}{{quote|“Our people are our most precious resource.”
{{image|replacement cost of lateral quitter|png|The true replacement cost of a lateral quitter}}}}{{C|newsletter draft}}{{quote|“Our people are our most precious resource.”
: — oddly disingenuous slogans of HR: an occasional series}}
: — oddly disingenuous slogans of HR: an occasional series}}
{{d|{{PAGENAME}}|ˈlætərəl ˈkwɪtə|n|}}One who voluntarily leaves your organisation to work somewhere else. A greatly ''unexamined'' constituency.  
{{d|{{PAGENAME}}|ˈlætərəl ˈkwɪtə|n|}}One who voluntarily leaves your organisation to work somewhere else. A greatly ''unexamined'' constituency.  
===The [[wilful blindness]] of management===
 
=== Lateral quitters are ''good'' staff, [[Q.E.D.|QED]] ===
General ''[[a priori]]'' proposition: lateral quitters are ''good'' employees: ones you ''don’t'' want to leave, who add value. At least, they will be if HR is doing a passable job — [[Spartan if]] — because if so, ''poor staff won’t be leaving of their own free will''.
 
Commercial firms are not charities for the intellectually vulnerable.<ref>Though, some forget this. A large financial services institution recently displayed in its internal branding: “We are proud of our [[diversity]] policy. We hire regardless of physical or mental ability.”</ref> They should actively exit employees who are not performing to expectation. They should care, a lot, about looking after employees who are.
 
Maxim: {{maxim|Professional employment should not be a hostage situation. Either way.}}
===The wilful blindness of management===
Management will steadfastly deny any lateral quitter is missed. The trend towards “[[exit interview]] by [[chatbot]]” — if they bother with one at all — suggests corporations systematically undervalue the people they are losing.   
Management will steadfastly deny any lateral quitter is missed. The trend towards “[[exit interview]] by [[chatbot]]” — if they bother with one at all — suggests corporations systematically undervalue the people they are losing.   


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But free, for the first and last time, of those chilling effects of free speech, ''they might just tell you in an [[exit interview]]''.   
But free, for the first and last time, of those chilling effects of free speech, ''they might just tell you in an [[exit interview]]''.   


Why not at least ask?
Why not at least ''ask''?
 
=== Lateral quitters are ''good'' staff, [[Q.E.D.|QED]] ===
General ''[[a priori]]'' proposition: Lateral quitters are ''good'' employees: ones you ''don’t'' want to leave, who added value.
 
They will be if HR capability is working passably — [[Spartan if]] — because if so, you will have already dispatched the laggards.
 
Commercial firms are not charities for the intellectually vulnerable.<ref>Though, some forget this. A large financial services institution recently displayed in its internal branding: “We are proud of our [[diversity]] policy. We hire regardless of physical or mental ability.”</ref> They should actively exit employees who are not performing to expectation.
 
Maxim: {{maxim|Professional employment should not be a hostage situation. Either way.}}


===The [[competence phase transition]]===  
===The [[competence phase transition]]===  
Now, it is true: there ''is'' a “[[bid/ask spread]]” between staff you genuinely value and those you would not mind never seeing again.   
One cannot be  binary about good and bad staff. There ''is'' a “[[bid/ask spread]]” between staff you genuinely value and those you would not mind never seeing again.   


This we call the “[[competence phase transition]]”. It is a sort of purgatorial state, occupied by earnest plodders who don’t ''quite'' earn their keep but do no real harm, such that no-one can summon the bureaucratic energy to whack them, but nor would anyone wrong hands if they did decide to push off.  
This we call the “[[competence phase transition]]”. It is a sort of purgatorial state, occupied by earnest plodders who don’t ''quite'' earn their keep but do no real harm, such that no-one can summon the bureaucratic energy to whack them, but nor would anyone wrong hands if they did decide to push off.  
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===[[Mediocrity drift]]===
===[[Mediocrity drift]]===
''Anyway''. Being smart, lateral leavers tend to ''know'' they are your better employees and be the proactive and energetic type who will do something about it.  
''Anyway''. Being smart, lateral leavers tend to ''know'' they are better employees and be the proactive and energetic type who will do something about it.  


Those plodders who provide an undervalue, by contrast, are ''unlikely'' to do anything about it — if they are smart — and even the dumb ones who try won’t be ''able'' to.
Those plodders who provide an undervalue, by contrast, are ''unlikely'' to do anything about it — if they are smart — and even the dumb ones who try won’t be ''able'' to.