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We are pleased to announce [[Cass Mälstrom]] as the [[Chief executive officer|crypto co-chief executive officer]] of this exciting new venture. Cass joins us from [[FTX]], and before that she was at [[Amaranth Advisors LLC|Amaranth]], [[Lehman Brothers]], [[Enron]], [[Long Term Capital Management]], Barings Bank, and the East India Tulip Company of the Belgian Congo.
We are pleased to announce [[Cass Mälstrom]] as the [[Chief executive officer|crypto co-chief executive officer]] of this exciting new venture. Cass joins us from [[FTX]], and before that she was at [[Amaranth Advisors LLC|Amaranth]], [[Lehman Brothers]], [[Enron]], [[Long Term Capital Management]], Barings Bank, and the East India Tulip Company of the Belgian Congo.
===Cryto-SPAC===
===Cryto-SPAC===
In 2023 Lexrifyly will be launching a [[Special purpose acquisition company|special purpose acquisition cryptocompany]], the [[Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Crypto Corporation]], which will use all funds raised (in used, unmarked [[US dollars|dollars]] in brown paper bags please) to mint and then acquire [[non-fungible token]]s artistically representing the [[C-SPAC]]’s own crypto-shares. These will not confer direct legal ownership in the SLEACC shares — which will be ceremonially destroyed to ensure the primacy of the on-chain investment — but will instead have independent aesthetic existence as virtual artworks, embedded for all time and all purposes, in a [[blockchain]] somewhere.
In 2023 Lexrifyly will be launching a [[Special purpose acquisition company|special purpose acquisition cryptocompany]], the [[Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Crypto Corporation]], trading under the name [[Crypto-Eagle]], which will use all funds raised (in used, unmarked [[US dollars|dollars]] in brown paper bags please) to mint and then acquire [[non-fungible token]]s artistically representing the [[C-SPAC]]’s own crypto-shares. These will not confer direct legal ownership in the [[Crypto-Eagle]] shares — which will be ceremonially destroyed to ensure the primacy of the on-chain investment — but will instead have independent aesthetic existence as virtual artworks, embedded for all time and all purposes, in a [[blockchain]] somewhere.
 
Thus shearing themselves of all residues of the [[trad-fi]], [[offworld]] economy, [[Crypto-Eagle]] tokens will represent, final, pure, abstract, platonic form of crypto-value.


C-CEO Cass Mälstrom said:
C-CEO Cass Mälstrom said: