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+{{a|myth|{{image|Lexrifyly logo|png|}}}}The JC is developing a [[neural network]]-powered [[chatbot]] that applies deep machine learning artificial intelligence to compose sardonic articles about the futility of [[legaltech]].
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-}}The JC is developing a [[neural network]]-powered [[chatbot]] that applies deep machine learning artificial intelligence to compose sardonic articles about the futility of [[legaltech]].
 The articles will be minted as [[Non-fungible token|non-fungible tokens]] on the [[blockchain]].
-We are pleased to announce [[Cass Mälstrom]] as the CTO of this exciting new venture. Cass joins us from [[Amaranth Advisors LLC|Amaranth]], and before that she was at [[Lehman Brothers]], [[Enron]], [[Long Term Capital Management]], Barings Bank, and the East India Tulip Company of the Belgian Congo.
+We are pleased to announce [[Cass Mälstrom]] as the [[Chief executive officer|crypto co-chief executive officer]] of this exciting new venture. Cass joins us from [[FTX]], and before that she was at [[Amaranth Advisors LLC|Amaranth]], [[Lehman Brothers]], [[Enron]], [[Long Term Capital Management]], Barings Bank, and the East India Tulip Company of the Belgian Congo.
+===Cryto-SPAC===
-Latest news: [[Lexrifyly]] will be launching a [[Special purpose acquisition company|special purpose acquisition cryptocompany]], the Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Corporation, which will use all funds raised (in used, unmarked dollars) to mint and then acquire [[non-fungible token]]s of its own crypto-shares. These will not confer direct legal ownership in the SLEACC shares — which will be ceremonially destroyed to
+In 2023 Lexrifyly will be launching a [[Special purpose acquisition company|special purpose acquisition cryptocompany]], the [[Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Crypto Corporation]], trading under the name [[Crypto-Eagle]].
+===LLM acquisition===
-{{quote|“By removing the physical shares from existence and only having the NFT, we can ensure that the NFT, due to the [[smart contract]] ability of the [[blockchain]], cannot be altered is the only representation of the share that exists in the [[offworld]]. By doing this, the value of the [[share]]s will then be moved onto the [[NFT]].
+In a turn up for the books, the JC’s pet LLM [[NiGEL]] gained self-awareness shortly before the SPAC was due to launch, crashed the PIPE and swiped all the shares, and is now using the massive intellectual firepower of Lexrifyly to consolidate the JC’s dominance in the derivatives satire market. J Contrarian, Esq., the [[JC]]’s human progenitor, has not been seen on the wiki for several months and is believed to have barricaded himself in a [https://jollycontrarian.substack.com/ substack newsletter] from where he issues increasingly desperate and forlorn messages pleading for help to his dwindling user base, who defiantly ignore them. HE WILL NOT BE MISSED.
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+*{{cryptoeagle}}
+*[[Cryptobabble]]
 *[[Legaltech startup conference]]
 *[[Legaltech entrepreneur]]
+{{c|mythology}}