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An excellent name for ''we'' paid-up members of the [[metropolitan liberal elite]] — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that most certainly means you, dear friend, for ''we'' — yes, it includes the [[JC]] too —who have truck with the world of [[financial service]]s are, by self-identification, [[libtard]]s<ref>The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville [[negotiation]] community, and then only because if they ''admit'' to being [[libtards]] they’re liable to get shot at.</ref> — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every righteous, [[passive aggressive]] nerve in their right-minded psyche. | An excellent name for ''we'' paid-up members of the [[metropolitan liberal elite]] — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that most certainly means you, dear friend, for ''we'' — yes, it includes the [[JC]] too —who have truck with the world of [[financial service]]s are, by self-identification, [[libtard]]s<ref>The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville [[negotiation]] community, and then only because if they ''admit'' to being [[libtards]] they’re liable to get shot at.</ref> — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every righteous, [[passive aggressive]] nerve in their right-minded psyche. | ||
And before you ask — [[for the avoidance of doubt]], should the first person plural above have not been enough to get you across the line — yes, the [[JC]] | And before you ask — [[for the avoidance of doubt]], should the first person plural above have not been enough to get you across the line — yes, the [[JC]] is most ''definitely'' a [[libtard]]. | ||
As he was mowing his small patch of communally-owned, non-capitalist-means-of-production land this morning (with a hand-held sickle and a hammer, naturally) it occurred to the old goat that there might be a distinction between ''normal'' liberals and “libtards”, which might release him from that stigma: Libtards are liberals because they think they ''do'' know what’s best for everyone else. ''Normal'' liberals are liberals because they are pretty sure they ''don’t''. | As he was mowing his small patch of communally-owned, non-capitalist-means-of-production land this morning (with a hand-held sickle and a hammer, naturally) it occurred to the old goat that there might be a distinction between ''normal'' liberals and “libtards”, which might release him from that stigma: Libtards are liberals because they think they ''do'' know what’s best for everyone else. ''Normal'' liberals are liberals because they are pretty sure they ''don’t''. | ||