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A [[life coach]] is a purveyor of [[shit maxim]]s who, despite not really having amounted to anything personally or professionally — and likely as a direct result of someone else’s executive decision predicated on that exact observation — has managed — or been obliged — to reinvent herself as a motivator to those that are not-yet world-weary enough not to want to try.
A [[life coach]] is a purveyor of [[shit maxim]]s who, despite not really having amounted to anything personally or professionally — and likely as a direct result of someone else’s executive decision predicated on that exact observation — has managed — or been obliged — to reinvent herself as a motivator to those that are not-yet world-weary enough not to want to try.


Now, as one of their number, assuredly the [[Jolly Contrarian]] has no beef with those who have not amounted to anything personally or professionally — solidarity, my uncomplaining brothers and sisters — but it does strike one that the divorcee who sets herself up to offer wisdom in the conduct of — er, affairs — of others, or the ex-[[international legal specialist]] who re-emerges to offer half-day workshops on how to {{shitmaxim|be the best version of yourself}} is having a bit of a laugh, and that so many of these people can be routinely engaged by multinational firms ostensibly populated by those that do.
Now, as one of their number, assuredly the [[Jolly Contrarian]] has no beef with those who have not amounted to anything personally or professionally — solidarity, my uncomplaining brothers and sisters — but it does strike one that the divorcee who sets herself up to offer wisdom in the conduct of the — er, affairs — of others, or the ex-[[international legal specialist]] who re-emerges to offer half-day workshops on how to {{shitmaxim|be the best version of yourself}} is having a bit of a laugh, and that so many of these people can be routinely engaged by multinational firms ostensibly populated by those that do.