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===The standard issue drafting joke=== | ===The standard issue drafting joke=== | ||
“I hear”, you say, “that, for a disguise, | “I hear”, you say, “that, for a disguise, [[elephant]]s paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard.” <br> | ||
“Why, that’s preposterous!” she will cry.<br> | “Why, that’s preposterous!” she will cry.<br> | ||
“Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an | “Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding upside-down in custard?”<br> | ||
“No, of course not!”<br> | “No, of course not!”<br> | ||
“WELL THAT SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS THEN.”<br>}} | “WELL THAT SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS THEN.”<br>}} | ||
Walk proudly away. Your work is done. | Walk proudly away. Your work is done. O course, it won’t make a blind bit of difference, but you may feel better. | ||
{{C|metaphor}} | {{C|metaphor}} | ||