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===The standard issue drafting joke=== | ===The standard issue drafting joke=== | ||
“Did you know”, you say, “that, for a disguise, [[elephant]]s paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard?” <br> | |||
“Why, that’s preposterous!” | “Why, that’s preposterous!”<br> | ||
“Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding upside-down in custard?”<br> | “Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding upside-down in custard?”<br> | ||
“No, of course not!”<br> | “No, of course not!”<br> | ||
“SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS.”<br>}} | |||
Walk proudly away. Your work is done. Of course it won’t make a blind bit of difference, but you may feel better. | Walk proudly away. Your work is done. Of course it won’t make a blind bit of difference, but you may feel better. |