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If you have the patience, this is the time to wheel out your pre-prepared joke: | If you have the patience, this is the time to wheel out your pre-prepared joke: | ||
“I hear”, you say, “that, for a disguise, elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard.” | {{box|'''The standard issue drafting joke''' <br> | ||
“Why, that’s preposterous!” she will cry. | “I hear”, you say, “that, for a disguise, elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard.” <br> | ||
“Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an Elephant hiding upside-down in custard?” | “Why, that’s preposterous!” she will cry.<br> | ||
“No, of course not!” | “Aha! but have you ever ''seen'' an Elephant hiding upside-down in custard?”<br> | ||
“WELL THAT SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS THEN.” | “No, of course not!”<br> | ||
“WELL THAT SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS THEN.”<br>}} | |||
Walk proudly away. Your work is done. It won’t make a blind bit of difference, but you may feel better. | Walk proudly away. Your work is done. It won’t make a blind bit of difference, but you may feel better. | ||