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One of a number of querulous variations — [[notwithstanding anything to the contrary in the foregoing]]; [[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]] — you get the picture — which would be the [[ | {{a|plainenglish|[[File:Flannelparty.jpg|450px|thumb|center|The [[JC]]’s office Christmas Party, last Christmas.]]}}One of a number of querulous variations — such as “[[notwithstanding anything to the contrary in the foregoing]]”; “[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]]”; [[notwithstanding anything to the contrary hereinbefore contained]] — you get the picture — which would be the [[legal eagle]]’s response to the challenge “I bet you can’t come up with a more convoluted way of saying [[however]]”, right after {{sex|he}} said “HOLD MY BEER”. | ||
As of 2020, the best spotted-in-the-wild, real-life rendition of “[[however]]” was this one, courtesy of a punctilious antipodean [[asset manager]]: | |||
{{ | :“''Notwithstanding anything to the contrary contained in the Agreement or any Schedule, addendum, Confirmation, or other document issued or delivered in connection with any Transaction entered into under this Agreement...''” | ||
You can just imagine the type of party — all resplendent in {{f|flannel}} shirts, supping Coors lite, comparing tomahawks — in which that passed for entertainment, can’t you. | |||
Sounds rather like the [[Jolly Contrarian]]’s office Christmas party, come to think of it. | |||
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