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[[File:Rum cake.jpg| | [[File:Rum cake.jpg|300px|right|The greatest rum cake in the known universe. Fact.]] | ||
A love letter, written in blood. | A love letter, written in blood. | ||
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Me neither. | Me neither. | ||
[[File:Ugland House.jpg|300px|thumb|left| | [[File:Ugland House.jpg|300px|thumb|left|[[Ugland House]]: home to tens of thousands of helpless little orphan [[SPV]]s]] | ||
So pity the sad cadre of {{tag|London}}-bound lawyers who commission Cayman [[SPV]]s and have to review their salty board minutes<ref>Properly dirty these are. I couldn’t begin to tell you.</ref> — who spend long London evenings staring out into the dank gloom, longing for the exotic spice of island life that goes on behind the Hacienda frontages of [[Ugland House]], Georgetown, Grand Cayman. | So, pity the sad cadre of {{tag|London}}-bound lawyers who commission Cayman [[SPV]]s and have to review their salty board minutes<ref>Properly dirty these are. I couldn’t begin to tell you.</ref> — who spend long London evenings staring out into the dank gloom, longing for the exotic spice of island life that goes on behind the Hacienda frontages of [[Ugland House]], Georgetown, Grand Cayman. | ||
But will anyone ever stump up to let these poor people actually ''go'' out there? Like, even to conduct [[due diligence]] or something? That would be prudent, right? Surely? | But will anyone ever stump up to let these poor people actually ''go'' out there? Like, even to conduct [[due diligence]] or something? That would be prudent, right? Surely? | ||